Andrew here.
I was actually planning on posting something very similar to Chris' previous offering. However, seeing as how I don't care about originality as much as I care about propriety, I'm still going to do it.
I'm a 21 year old Pisces who enjoys sleeping, eating, dreaming about eating, laughing at those less fortunate than myself, and kicking babies right in the face. I'm currently a Junior at the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs (UCCS), and I'm majoring in Communication. No "s". It's not comunicationS. I'm not majoring in cell phone sales. I plan on doing this for a living. Yes, this right here. Writing. Can you possibly think of a more roudabout way to become a writer than to get an undergrad degree in Communication, go to law school, practice law for long enough to finance a career in writing, and then actually begin searching for jobs in that field? I can't.
I really enjoy film. I came *this* close to majoring in film production, but I selfishly decided I wanted to actually make enough money to eat everyday, so that idea was quickly scrapped. I still consider myself a film buff. Just look for the posts that have references to movies and TV shows in them, and it's a safe bet they're mine.
Unlike Chris, I'm not ashamed to admit that I like 80's hair metal. I actually have a framed "Asia" poster in my room right now (see the above section for an explanation). I don't, however, consider myself knowledgeable in music at all. Don't ask me questions about music unless you enjoy reading answers like, "Oh, they really suck," or "Oh yeah? Well their drummer is SO GAY!"
My true passion, if I'm going to be honest with myself, is full-body latex jumpsuits. I'm actually wearing several of them right now. I really like the feeling of sweating until I've dropped a shirt size. It makes me feel like I've done something, even if all I did that day was reorganize my DVD collection and call some old guy "a Social-Security-sucking drag on our economy."